the old sugar packet
1. to take two fingers, and firmly shove it through your friends clothes b-ttocks, towards the -n-s.
background: in the 1920’s clevand area, theodore q. adams iii, sat on a sugar packet, while naked, the packet of sugar clung to his naked b-tt. later on, people would actually try to shove a sugar packet into another man’s -n-s. eventually, the practice of shoving the sugar packet into the -n-s dissappeared, and “the old sugar packet” evolved into it’s current form.
pace gave andy the old sugar packet.
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