the ole two finger jones
quite simply, fingering a b-tch. a long practiced time honored tradition.
jonny: “hey cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?”
cody: “well, i just gave my ole lady amber the ole two finger jones.
jonny: oh….can i smell?
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