The Oral Roberts


when you are getting a bl-wj-b from a girl, and right before you c-m you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to repent!
my girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but i convinced her to just take “the oral roberts” instead.

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