The Palmer Introduction
a kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.
usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you “did”, before b-mping into that person and commenting with statements such as “oh hey, didn’t see you there”, or “you didn’t just hear that did you?”.
can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of “oh sorry, wrong convo”.
the palmer introduction in action:
“yeah, i was awarded key to the city for that, all i really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok.”
-b-mp-
“oh hey, didn’t see you there!”
or
“hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when i saved from a burning fire?”
-b-mp-
“oh sorry! wait you didnt hear that did you?”
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