The Paper Shreds
small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of s-xual intercourse with a book, or magazine.
synonym- the shreds
(7:25:26 pm) andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 pm) adam: i f-cked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 pm) andrew: u didn’t get the paper shreds did you???
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