The pesticide
when a woman queefs on a man with crabs pubic hair. upon which he will be cured of his prior case of crabs.
person 1: “bro, did you hear about john?”
person 2: “yea i know, he has crabs, it sucks.”
person 3: “no, this sl-t from the bar he took home gave him the pesticide and now he’s clean again bro!”
person 4: “awesome.”
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