The Phoenix Theory


a young experimental/alterative rock band hailing from miami florida. they are amazing. they are unsigned and have no endors-m-nts. thier songs include on my own, woah, chaotica, and the valley. they are all great musicians and amazing writers
“have you ever heard of ‘the phoenix theory’?”
“no”
“theyr the bet band alive.”
“sweet”

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