The Pirate’s Dilemma


when one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.
guy 1: dude, how was your night last night?
guy 2: well, i found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won’t stop texting me. at this point i’m ready to throw her into the ocean.
guy 1: d-mn, the pirate’s dilemma…

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