The Porno Equation


a method of generating your personal p-rn name. the formula woks by taking the name of your first pet and combining it with the current street you live on. a popular college major in southern california.
first pet + current street= the p-rno equation

ex:
rocky skyline
bubba crosshill
fluffy grandview
voodoo arkadelphia
ike folmer

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