The Potatoes are Done
the highest expression of affection. it takes on a metaphorical meaning in that much like two potatoes the head and heart are stiff and unwavering forms, though when heated by the caring and adoration of an individual and slathered in the b-tter of true love they are transformed to include the subject as a most important part of them.
‘the potatoes are done’ should not be taken lightly, once a potato is boiled it can never go back.
keegan: hey you don’t like talking about how you feel right?
mich-lle: yaaaaaaah
keegan: well we can just use “the potatoes are done” as a loose term of affection from now on to get you adjusted!
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