The Princeton Review

a series of s-xual activities in a certain order.

1. kissing (french) (ged)
– once you have french kissed you have p-ssed.
2. groping (feeling up) (psat)
– once both parties have felt all ‘fun” parts you have p-ssed.
3. fingering and/or hand job (hands only) (act)
– once both parties have preformed for a 1 minute each you have p-ssed.
4. going down and/or bl-w j-b (oral s-x) (sat)
– once oral has been preformed for 3 minutes on each person you have p-ssed. (save time and do a 69!)
5. -n-l s-x (use a rubber) (ap)
– go for 5 minutes and you have p-ssed, but don’t c-m early!
6. normal s-x (missionary & cowboy) (lsat)
– once you get one partner to -rg-sm you have p-ssed, most likely the guy.
7. -rg-sm (climax) (mcat)
– once you get the other partner to -rg-sm you have p-ssed, most likely the girl. this is all or nothing! do what you must to make her climax! if she doesn’t c-m, you don’t p-ss the mcats!

once you have completed all the steps in order, you can say you have completed the princeton review.
wow! i can’t believe you finished the princeton review in 20 minutes! it took me at least 45 minutes, and i almost failed the mcats.