The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion


the anti-semitic conspiracy theory that marv, ken, and steve control the world of sportscasting.
protocol 1: there are no good jewish athletes except sandy koufax, and there are many jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. this shows that the protocols of the alberts of zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

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