The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into his partner’s right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, in which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his p-n-s) down their throat, therefore blocking their air p-ssage causing the exixting s-m-n in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person’s eye.
johnny applebee wants to spice up his s-x life with his girlfriend sally-mae d-nkerdoodle by performing the raging one-eyed chicken monster to which she responds “golly gee johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your m-ssive load?”
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