The Randy Quaid


when a man is getting a girl from behind, and when she is not looking the man grabs a bottle of water and squirts it up her -ss, then the man rams his c-ck in her -ss and proceeds to yell “the sh-ter is full.”
dude i pulled out the old “randy quaid.” she wouldn’t suck my d-ck so gave her the randy quaid

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