the reverse stomach pump
the reverse stomach pump is a s-xual act that two people take part in. one person shoves a hose up the other persons -ss, then the hose is turned on. once their r-ct-m or whole intestine track is filled, the person who now has water inside them voids it from their body. either onto the other partic-p-nt or their clothing from them to put on later.
“i’d give an arm and a leg to see martha stewart and the 1960s robbin from batman do the reverse stomach pump!”
“brian that’s not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother…”
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