The Right Coast
the best band on the east (the right) coast from the land of the amish! members include brandon ehrgood (vocals+crazy hair, frequent swearer), m. curran blevins (drums+h-llarious, vlogger), john becker (guitar+all-around amazing guy, photogenic!), & eric camarota (b-ss+epic tatoos). this is most likely subject to change because they always change members :(. all the guys are really down to earth. you can learn this band’s uniquely random lingo. make whootsticks, hibye, whootcopter, whootsauce, hussie, and iwillf-ckyourlifeaway a part of your daily vocabulary right now. as of now they have released two eps: this is now & this is acoustic. both of which are amazing. go check ’em out now!!’
me: hey! joe…
joe: who the h-ll are you?
me: you wanna know what’s more addictive than crack and prescription meds that i steal from my grandma?
joe: get the f-ck away from me.
me: the right coast!!!
joe: oh yea! i m-st-rb-t- to their music everyday. i’d totally turn gay to tap that…
-awkward silence-
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