the royal sniff


when you greet someone and go in for the hug, then do some rapid but heavy sniffing to establish the persons’ scent, or possibly get a sense of where they have been or who they have been with. most often used on significant other or potential significant other.
my man came around looking all sheepish, i gave him the royal sniff and he smelled like that ho from the mall.

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