The Sack That Smiles Back
when the folds (wrinkles) in a scr-t-m resembles that of a smiling face. eyes and mouth are required, nose is preferred, but not required. the sack must be happy!!! must be declared by a spectator, not the one whom the sack belongs to!
if the “face” is hairy, ‘ball bunyan that smiles back’ may be decalred!
donny: dude, george, i think i got the sack that smiles back, but i’m not sure… help me out
george: o, definitely dude!! i can feel the happy vibes going on around your n-ts-ck. that even may be a ‘ball bunyan that smiles back!’
donny: get the camera man!!
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