The Salvador Dali
verb. the s-xual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have s-x on the canvas. fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.
warning: use goggles and safe s-xual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. pink eye is a common side effect. in order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety gl-sses.
“i hear this piece was created using the salvador dali technique.” – art connoisseur
“do you have your squash goggles?”
“yeah they are in my closet downstairs. why?”
“were going to try the salvador dali technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out.” – piet mondrean/one of many mistresses
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