The Sandy Rocking Chair


a s-xual act performed by 2 persons, one person is to lay on the ground with their knees near their head and their -n-s facing upwards towards the ceiling. the second person progresses to place their -n-s over person 1, in a scissor like affect. then person one proceeds to rock their body backwards and forwards, making a rocking motion with their -n-s, during this process they are also defecating. the faeces from this action is being pressed between the two people, causing the faeces to spread between them, giving a rough “sandy” effect to the friction amongst the people.san
“jeez that sandy rocking chair yesterday sure made a mess”

“the sandy rocking chair is my favorite after a long day”
#rocking chair #-n-s #defecate #defecation #sandy #faeces

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