The Sarandon Stare


in reference to the original 1985 film fright night, where actor chris sarandon as jerry dandrige woos the character amy at club radio.

the sarandon stare is what you give a chick when your game is top level, and immediate success is the result, meaning a sure no loss scenario that you’re getting laid that night. —it’s meant to be facetious of course, not serious.
victor: “barely legal… cougars… gilfs. they all fall to the sarandon stare.”

random people: “what?”

victor: “behold… -the sarandon stare- in action!”

{dances around his target attraction, gazing stupidly into her eyes as she gets juicy lucy and demands they leave the club at once for s-x} —this works mostly at retro 80s clubs or themed parties.

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