The Scary Door
the scary door
the scary door is a show that exists within the futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.
it is a spoof/parody of the twilight zone.
there are currently 5 episodes of the scary door and they
appear in:
“a head in the polls”, “i dated a robot”, “spanish fry”,
“let’s twist again” and benders game
1.
you’re entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
these are just examples, it could also be something much better.
prepare to enter: the scary door
2.
you’re entering a realm which is… unusual
maybe it’s magic, or contains some kind of monster?
the second one
prepare to enter: the scary door
3.
you’re on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: the human mind.
you ask a p-sser by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
you swerve
narrowly avoiding: the scary door
4.
imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that’s a gateway to a world of imagination.
wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
you’re about to enter: the scary door.
5.
imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
he refers to a group -mumble-
but you’re not quite sure what he said.
he appears to be eating something, or perhaps he’s a little drunk
it’s remotely possible that he just said something about:
the scary door
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