The Scroggins


reportedly f-cking a girl for an hour strait. pumping in excess of 10,000 times and giving her four -rg-sms! 166 pumps a minute, 2.7 pumps a second! 2500 pumps per -rg-sm! a supernatural feat performed by a man with an -ss as hard as iron!
as: “hey last night i was a beast! i pulled the scroggins on this b-tch!”

im: “whatever, dude. in your dreams b-tt pirate!”

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