The Sea Cactus
the act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others p-b-s. poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven’t washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for s-xual pleasure.
friend 1: “hey man did you hear what joey did last night? him and diana totally sea cactused each other”
friend 2: “that’s gross… did it feel good?”
friend 1: “i don’t know we should try it”
friend 2: “i don’t like the idea of doing the sea cactus”
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