The Secret HamSteak
the secret hamsteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious kevin quinlan. this handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a ham steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.
“let’s perform the secret hamsteak!”
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