The Sex Scale


the official scale of hotness in a female.

1. eww!
2. grenade
3. gross, brah
4. lower meh
5. meh
6. upper meh
7. schwing
8. nice, brah
9. noice
10. subf-xaliztic!
brah, when that eww! is next to that schwing, the schwing looks just like a subf-xaliztic, according to the s-x scale.

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