The sexual book of sexualness
every s-xual thing you need to know about your first, second, third or even maybe fourth date.
“hey man, i dont know what to do with my girl on our third date.”
“hey, look it up in the s-xual book of s-xualness, it has everything for your first, second, third or maybe even fouth date.”
“thanks man” -knuckle touch-
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