the shanghai throatpunch


the shanghai throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. while the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat f-cking in a barbaric manner. right at climax you cold-c-ck her trachea. the impact causes a confetti like discharge of s-m-n, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a chinese dragon shooting fire.
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