the sloppy motor
the act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty b-tt crack and a man motor boats the hot -n-s for as long as he can take the heat.
i’m going to give you the sloppy motor until you scream for mercy!
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