the slow pitch


when you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your b-tt and fart into them. then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone’s face.
i used the slow pitch to throw my fart right into my boss’s face.

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