The smartest kid on the short bus


a metaphor for being the best at something that’s unimportant or unimpressive. for example: the fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

it comes from the special bus designated for r-t-rded people commonly being shorter than the others.
zack: i’m the best guitar player in town
me: whatever, that’s like being the smartest kid on the short bus

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