The Smoker’s Mile


when a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.
one time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and i walked around the perimeter p-ssing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. had i known we would be out attempting the smoker’s mile, i would have brought my running shoes.

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