The Soundtrack of our Lives
a kick-ss swedish rock band. they deliver awesome kinds of tunes because of their hairy, heavy, priestish, kind of singer writes sweet music.
ow man! so i went to see the soundtrack of our lives the other day, and now my ears are bleeding, cus this hot swedish chick was all over me and she drilled holes through my ears using tiny bits of wood.
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