the soviet steamroller
when a man positions a woman on her knees, face down, -ss in the “up” position, -n-lly inserts an open (preferably higher end) vodka bottle, inserts p-n-s into v-g-n- and places one foot on the back of said womans neck.
trudi liked to drink and get f-cked, so i introduced the modern technique dubbed, “the soviet steamroller”
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