The Spanish Jeff
–noun, plural -fes /-fɛs; eng. -feɪz/ spanish. leader; chief; boss.
a la “what would you do for a klondike bar,” this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. in order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. first, you have to eat a platter of her poo. while that sh-t is nasty, that’s not all. you have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. but it’s not just any man. it’s your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. what’s worse is he is naked. so, now, not only are you a sh-t eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss’ grey, old b-lls all over your sheets. the prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
guy 1: “man, i’d do anything to slay danica patrick. she’s such a hammer.”
guy 2: “really bro, would you do the spanish jeff?”
guy 1: “you bet your -ss i would…now wait, can it not be after she’s eaten chicken wings? and, does it have to be that douchebag boss, lumburgh?”
guy 2: “dude, you are hard up for danica patrick. let’s go talk this over at bw3s.”
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