The Squinty Dutchman
the squnity dutchman is when you’re fooling around with someone and you’re about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. then they pretend to look away but really they’re still looking at you, thus the squinting. this usually only happens when you’re about to bone someone of dutch descent.
girl #1: how did your date go yesterday?
girl #2: oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.
girl #1: oh lord. how very dutch of him.
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