The Squirrel Farm
the place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
child:mommy, what happened to spot?
mum: he went to the squirrel farm.
child:why?
mum: so he can chase squirrels. you know how he loves to do that!
child: are their really squirrel farms?
mum: yes, it’s on the internet.
a small firetruck station on the corner of fern road and old stage in east brunwick nj. they also have a volleyball net on the lawn. i don’t know why.
person 1:”do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?”
person 2:”i don’t know, but there’s a firetruck in the driveway.”
person 1: “why?”
person 2: “dunno”
person 1: “that’s r-t-rded.”
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