The Steel Asparagus


a term used to describe a male s-x organ of the long and hard variety. some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. if prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (caution: crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
guy to other guy: “so my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so i gave her some of the steel asparagus. boy was she satisfied. (the end)

guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: “you just got steel asparagused… hoe! (she hobbles away very satisfied)

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