the stoy of passover
one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got p-ssed and was like “ay, moses, go to the pharaoh and be like let my people go, aight?” so moses goes to he pharaoh and he’s like “ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside” and the pharaoh was like “fo’ shizzle dizzle” moses was like “let my people go” an the pharaoh was like “no” so moses said “now mygod is gonna bizznatch ur -ss!aight?” so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like “ok moses get out!” so moses went to the jews and was all like “h-hey let’s go!” so they startd a-walkin’ an got to the red sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like “ay god, a little help” and guess what god did. take a guess. he made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i’m rite it’s my story. so the jews are in chillin’ in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden moses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like “ay, moses, where u going?” and he was like “to egypt, foo!” and the was like “butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?” and ya know what moeses said? he was like “i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu—s was jordans. ain’ no way i leavin’ dem in egypt!”
never repeat the moses story
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