The Strake Myth


the myth that all the guys at strake jesuit (an all boys catholic high school in houston, tx, known for their sports) are really good looking
jill: omg jane guys at strake are so cute
jane: wtf jill, they are so not, my brother went there & they are nothing special
jill: but they go to strake, doesn’t that make them hot automatically?
jane: not even..that’s the strake myth

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