The Sum of All Beers
all-permeating state of post-inebriation terror that can strike even the most battle-hardened of bevvy merchants. sufferers will typically curl up in an angst-ridden ball with little comprehension of their whereabouts in time or sp-ce with only a poorly defined feeling of impending catastrophe for company.
symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.
morgan freeman: “ben, can you help me stop a catastrophic nuclear war being triggered by a rogue terror cell?”
ben affleck: “sorry morgan, i hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. you’re on your own for this one.”
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