The Sunglass Theory


in the summertime it’s kinda hard to figure out if a girl is hot or not because her sungl-sses cover most of the face. to devide the hot and ugly girls you just need to see who’s keeping the sungl-sses on for the longest time for instance in the evening.
mid day
#1,#2 – oh, that girl look’s really hot!!

evening
#1 – probably not, she’s still got her sungl-sses on..

#2 – yeah..the sungl-ss theory…d-mn it!

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