The Swedish Meathook
when you are f-cking a girl from behind; you hold a hanger in one hand, she tries to jump off and you pull her back with the hanger.
guy 1: oh man i think i killed her.
guy 2: what the h-ll happened?
guy 1: i gave her the swedish meathook and she bled out!
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