The Sword-in-the-Stone


while recieving a handjob the girl grabs the c-ck skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in camelot.
nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
i kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my d-ck looks like a slinky
a novel of the legends of king arthur written by t.h. white. the movie, created by disney, is the best movie ever.
hey man, have you heard of that kick -ss movie the sword in the stone?

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