The Tale of Desperaux


an incredibly awesome book by kate dicamillo that tells the separate stories of desperaux tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, chiaroscuro(aka. roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. in the last section of the book the characters come together during roscuro’s plot to kidnap the princess and… that’s all i’m saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :d). this beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that sh-t they call the tale of desperaux movie (friendship?! wtf?).

if you haven’t read it then you should! though…i wouldn’t really suggest it if you’re over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn’t read it in public or at all if you’re used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
bob: “duuuuuuuuuddddddee! what’s up with your face?! you look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by barnie!”(wtf)
fred: “no. worse. i just saw….the tale of desperaux movie!!! dx”
bob:”nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!” dx

Read Also:

  • Nigger Twist

    when your cr-p in the toilet swirls around when you flush it, sometimes resulting in skid marks all round the toilet. me – “oh man my cr-p just did a n-gg-r twist!” friend – “good to know…”

  • Horny Sex

    its wen a man and a woman are very h-rny and really want s-x like now and they cant type this anymore because they are having h-rny s-x! oh sh-t my bf just stole my last tampon dammit! …….. he just shoved one in my v-g-n-…. take it out i want s-x! i have h-rny […]

  • Daedre

    an amazing girl. not a very popular name…but it should be… look at daedre…..she so fine. 1 more definition an incredibly bad–ss chick who is always down to just chill. she’s incredibly funny and always a good time. she’s super fine, and everyone envies her s-xy bad–ssnesss. 1 – “d-mn! look at her! what’s her […]

  • Daedric

    adj: of or having to do with daedra verb: to violate repeatedly with a daedric artifact. adj: paul: i got a daedric dagger from mehrunes dagon last night. nathan: awesome! verb: nathan: i daedriced your mom last night. paul: so not cool man! 1 more definition judge, jury, and executioner, daedric is the sheriff. once […]

  • Hotter than balls on rye

    a term used to express overwhelming heat my god it’s hotter than b-lls on rye today!


Disclaimer: The Tale of Desperaux definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.