the teary eyed knob wash
its when you take a real cl-ssy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
i took that cl-ssy sk-nk to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed kn-b wash
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