The Texas Wet Dog
1. originated in texas, the texas wet dog, is a common s-xual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during v-g-n-l s-x and then commences to bust his nut. a dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man’s love juice.
2. other forms include the texas dirty dog, where soon after -n-l s-x, the dog (preferably a german shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.
john: want to get your suck on?
shandra: yeah! but i’m not sure about the cleanup…
john: no worries, we have rover for the texas wet dog!
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