when you m-st-rb-t- into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.
joe: bro i gotta finish real quick.
tyler: alright finish in the turkey so we can have the thanksgiving slasher for dinner.
joe: right on bro!
- tissue angel
the remains after a man has m-st-rb-t-d and -j-c-l-t-d into a tissue or paper towel. dude, you knew i was coming over . you could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .
- t*t s*ckler
michael lewis speck. a grown boy who still suckles at his mom’s t-t. a grown male who doesn’t realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apr-n strings. a boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy. a boy who […]
one who gains s-xual stimulation from watching a woman swallow his tie whilst still around his neck. “my boss is a wierdo, probably a topnotcher too”
a shack or wooded den in the woods used primarily for s-xual endeavours “tonights been great ……… how would you like to come back to my tw-tcabin for a cup of coffee?”
(verb) to revert something that was censored or edited for undesirable content. to make uncensored. to unban, unedit. we demand that the editor uncensor the article’s deleted comments.