The Thirsty Alter-boy
the man kneels and faces the women standing upward. after severe tounge action to the v-g-n- the woman will release love juice in his face.
“man, me and sheila were at it again last night and i gave her the thirsty alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy.”
“you sure as h-ll better have showered after that one!”
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