the tits and the balls


of superior quality, the best thing as in the man’s favorite part of the woman (t-ts) and the woman’s favorite part of the man (b-lls)
“teacher, did you have a chance to look at my essay?”
“why yes timmy, it was the t-ts and the b-lls”

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